Cry, Malefactor p13
If anyone has ever been annoyed by an automated phone-bot, PRESS ONE. 🙂
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I get the eery feeling that Lab Accident Counter is going down to 0 pretty fast. Also Kudos on replicating the annoying automated machines in the HB Universe. ONE.ONE.ONE.ONE.ONE…….It’s not working…..
Heh, thanks. Honestly, I could have gone a few more pages with this one…
At least they didn’t hang up on him. That’s what happens to me whenever I try to call the Department of Work and Pensions.
It could be worse for poor ol’ Doc….”The number you are trying to reach is trying to kill you.”
Right? You have to wonder if the phone-bot is sentient and in cahoots with Mal-Bot….
Specifically, this.
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Thank you. The average wait time for the next joke is [5 days].
Judgeing by the response I get every time I call the cable company you typed this verbatim.
‘Warning: calls may be recorded for training of malbots, quality control or blackmailing you at a later date.’
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I love the sign in the background. These are some of the best-drawn and most consistently funny web comics around. I’m glad I discovered you!
Awesome, and, welcome!
DX God, the hours I’ve spent screaming into phones at machines…
Hello and welcome to the mental health hot-line
If you are Obsessive Compulsive , press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5 & 6.
If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are Delusional, press 7, and you call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmothers’ maiden names.
If you have Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have Bi-polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep.
Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have Short Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.
If you have Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
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